2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Slow Gin Backing Track

the lamb

MORAL:

Perhaps it's to reflect a little on the common places that we appreciate so much and that, more often, large racchiudino nonsense. :)

slept in Africa a lion sultry

Using a baobab as umbrella

From eve to morn not raise paw

and watch over the world from a great distance

All of a sudden became close

From a chubby white blanket lamb

"Oh that His Majesty commanded Savannah,

would lead to a quick question"

"Impavido friend so-and-white woolly

not run away, do not tremble, six just curious, "said

astonished the old lion

"Come on, allows you to put the question!

" They say around, Oh mighty lion

What on earth you are the only owner

Nobody in the world is better you

turns you called King "

" What I just can not understand

I sleep all day I see you

Lioness and cubs fans everything

dozing and you turn on the side "

"Yet among the beasts there are to be commended

Many creatures that do damage

The ant, zebra and wildebeest

So why the big boss are you??"

calmly answered the lion

"It 's a ton of voice the only reason

I can not do anything, I'll serve

The only gift is the know how to roar "

" Making noise, showing the canines

to silence the young and old

bow their heads with great sorrow

And then I get what I want "

" Let me see if I understand correctly, "said puzzled

lamb confused

"You are elected to Your Eminence

Sol in the show so much violence?"

"Of course, my little white friend

Listen carefully to what I say

Any animal sensitive and good

He always afraid of the roar and thunder "

"If you really want to know how to control

and impose your will on others

You have to commit and get busy

so you know what your power"

"But achieving this is a lie, oh my sovereign Lord

I'm shocked, I must say

Sol because you have great voice and you know to be bad

Of all the earth are the imperative?? "

"You have spoken well white lamb

'm not clever nor Bravin

But the fearful people think of the sample

Whenever he sees a lion "

" I assume you grudge it somewhat

young friend who only beli

Everyone wants to be king

Everyone wants to be me! "

" Dear Lion not take it badly

I am sorry to give you a new feral

The world loves me for who I am

they are small, white and good

Respect of others is gained otherwise

not drawing his teeth and roars with

The love you get with the tenderness

And not showing pride and cunning

not trade not even pe 'na evening

My curls with your mane

being alone is your nature

Roaring on the world and scary

Ti I thank my dear time Leone

Today I learned a great lesson

The comparison just does not hold

I'll be back the love of my beloved flock!

Cri

Monday, December 20, 2010

Start My Own Waxng Business

SANTA CLAUS AND THE LION & THE GRASS I WANT ... WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE

remember when I said aloud, that no I wanted to make huge demands? Disproportionate? Fancy? Monumental? Bloated? Pandemic??

Here ... I would have thought! :)

This Christmas ... I WANT
How?? They say I WANT??
But I would not ... I WANT ... present tense ...

I was saying ...

1 - VOGLIOpiù Love for all.

2-I want people who are not aware that Love èdappertutto finally to bump into her face.

3 -

VOGLIOche lasgnarsi cries of the people for what has no beginning and opening account of what has already '. 4 -

VOGLIOche the people cease to be framed in existence Pallosa (which are created by themselves) and then whining Evening Amane ... You wake up, do this, do that on the morning seguentericominci ... and, meanwhile, burglary bales to the next, complaining about the hard life that you do.

5 -

VOGLIOpiù autostostima for everyone!

6 -

VOGLIOche people realize that it can do what he wants (Conl'unico limit does not invade the space of others) 7 -

VOGLIOche everyone realize that the opinions of others devefregare a tube and not only self.
8 -

VOGLIOche who does not have the balls if the face cut off, those who let go and face the troppesi mona! 9 -

VOGLIOmeno responsibility for anyone.
10 -

VOGLIOche the world understand that life is a game and should be played.

11 -

VOGLIOche you understand that the game is not me against TE ... It surpassed that no one loses ... You just need to enjoy playing.

12 -

VOGLIOche who think in numbers and codes to melt and enjoy life.

13 -

VOGLIOmeno surveyors, engineers and technicians, and more clowns.

14 -

VOGLIOvedere smiling people.

15 - VOGLIOche the cries of the people complaining about the bad things and, more importantly,

16 -
VOGLIOche the cries of the people lament the good things. Christmas faschifo, nobody loves me ... But it goes beyond ...
17 -

VOGLIOche the lockup to go at all costs in cercadell'infelicità.

18 - NONvoglio more poverty. Neither the financial nor quellamentale.

19 - VOGLIOcoerenza. Admitted second guessing and doubts, but not ilvoltafaccia.

20 - VOGLIOAMORE TRUE ... if you say "I love you" is being demonstrated and the nonce we talk about ...

21 - VOGLIOfatti, not words!

22 - VOGLIOpiù comics and old newspapers.

23 - VOGLIOche people laugh to tears and tears and all.

24 - VOGLIOche understand that you want is power. 25 -
VOGLIOche the cries of people being told what to do from the next.
26 -
VOGLIOmuova buttocks, rolled up their sleeves and act ... Go comevada ...
27 -

VOGLIOche the world you love by choice and not out of obligation ...

28 - VOGLIOche the people to stop telling other people who can not, do not you, is not well, it's useless ... eAGISCA that everyone chooses for himself in spite of everything and everyone.

29 - VOGLIOche people fight for the things he believes in (and without violence).

30 -

VOGLIOche people should stop being afraid of everything. Eh, maybe she did not mivuole maybe she thinks I'm maybe the boss thinks, magarinon me shit ... BUT WHO CARES ...

31 -

VOGLIOche people to understand that to need and DARE

32 -

VOGLIOche the DARE is associated with happiness and not sacrifice.

32 - VOGLIOche people understand that NOTHING can change or be changed. We only change ourselves, and once that is done, everything will necessarily be different. Therefore, stop waiting for others to change. Change YOU!

33 - VOGLIOche people begin again to say THANK YOU.

34 - VOGLIOche people learn to distinguish being from acting.

35 - VOGLIOche people realize that the limits are not imposed on anyone, but only by themselves.

36 - VOGLIOche everyone understands that what we hear is an opinion, not unfatto.

37 - VOGLIOche everyone understands that what we see is a perspective, not larealtà.

38 - VOGLIOche people see that the world is not the Little Disnayland Bottegadegli horrors.

39 -

NONVOGLIO to hear people say that life is shit.

40 - VOGLIOvedere all that excited about the little things for the children, to a sunset, a flower ...

41 - VOGLIOche people learn to stop giving everything for granted

42 - VOGLIOche no longer read between the lines

. 43 - NONVOGLIO more to be told "you did not understand !"... Cocolo .. speaks for itself and you will understand you are not mona!

44 - VOGLIOche people to buy the chalk and go out to paint the world.

45 -

VOGLIOche stop the suffering and try to hold on to the next distrascinarlo into the abyss with him.
46 -

VOGLIOche suffering, learn to ask for help and accept the hand that gliviene tense up again.

47 - VOGLIOche PLEASE ask all

48 - VOGLIOche who always says I, I, I ... start using all altrepersone.

49 -
VOGLIOche those who use all other people, learn to say I, I, I ... 50 - NONvoglio that more is judged on the basis of money, position socialee to all the amenities that make no sense ... One is' whatever theorigin from what he or FA.

51 - VOGLIOche people you trust

52 - VOGLIOche people launch the heart over obstacles

53 - NONVOGLIO see beyond the obstacle that is started by the brain ... (Perperderlo, most of the time)

54 - VOGLIOpiù socks with rubber and less moccasins (shoes office)
55 -
VOGLIOpiù bonbon and less coal for all
56 -

VOGLIOpiù sun and less rain for all

57 -

VOGLIOche people understand that racism is a mental problem andnot them a scourge of humanity .. as well as sexuality and the prejudices ...

58 - VOGLIOmeno religion and most ideal

59 - VOGLIOfigli behaved for all (Ergo WANT parents less idiot)

60 - VOGLIOche all pull out the kid in them.

61 - VOGLIOche sex is fun, not a drama

62 - VOGLIOche all are acceptable as they are physically and the map difare with the moralists who has some 'bacon ... But you vistoPulp Fiction?? The bacon is sexy

63 - VOGLIOfarmi Biagio Antonacci (Ops.. This is a personal wish .. sorry)

64 - VOGLIOche all be happy to being alive ...
65 -
VOGLIOche all fall in love with themselves
66 - VOGLIOche ALL fall in love .. for 5 minutes .. unosconosciuto also encountered on the street, even a friend online, anchedel neighbor, even in a split second ...

FALLING IN LOVE 's wonderful!

Fall in love ... E 'AN ORDER! 67 - VOGLIOche people stop to think that something you can ... There SIPU fall in love in a split second, you can not fall in love ofa stranger, you can not find work in 50 years, not puòcambiare, you can not, you can not, you can not ... BUT HE SAYS IT CAN Chenon '?? Only you say to yourself ... quindiSMETTETE!
68 -
VOGLIOsalute for all.
69 - VOGLIOpiù rub for anyone.

70 - VOGLIOche you stop believing in the jinx ... NOT bad luck there.

71 - VOGLIOche all dimenino buttocks in bar with music and not just me ... EFRA Let go.

72 - VOGLIOche the only life we \u200b\u200bare allowed to live, is a joy and nonuna torture.

73 - water balloon and do not WANT to shovel shit.

74 - I WANT brushes and not weapons.

75 - I want peace on earth for all the squirrels of goodwill ( This section deals with one person who will not read Why this post! hihihi Who cares .. I write the same:)
)

76 - I WANT people to understand that true emotion is live, not live emotions. The emotion is inside, not outside.

77 - I want things put in places of safety jump off when you need them (Ops.. . well I think this is a personal request ...)

78 - I want people to hum the street

79 - I want the abolition of shame, punishment and guilt!

80 - I WANT honesty anyone ... Everyone should learn to be honest with themselves and with others, because the sincerity PAYS! ALWAYS.

81 - I want everyone to stop thinking with the brains of others and assume what's inside! If in doubt, uncertainty or doubt, I ask people to light!

82 - people want a positive and constructive, never destructive!

83 - I WANT TO a mountain of pampering, carezzine scratch card and for all. That everybody and give everybody gets in quantity! (Even massaggini feet, shoulders, neck etc etc etc)

84 - I want people to kiss you do not do paranoia in public, to embrace and love yourself! Loving yourself is a godsend. To love is as critical as receiving!

85 - I want those who have taken so far, is starting to pay early and who have given so far to take, to restore the balance of the absolute give-and-take on Planet Earth!

86 - I want people to delay the plant. Want to do something? FALLA. Want to say something? Dill. Want to ask something? Ask. Simply put off! (Hint by Paola R. )

87 - I WANT to ban gossip sterile.

88 - I want people, given a choice, take orders from heart rather than pride. Pride leads to every year unnumero rash of injuries and deaths, damages your health and strains the liver.

89 - I want people make mistakes, learn to apologize in a decent way, without adding MA TU, with conviction and sincerity.

"I am wrong, I'm sorry, what can I do to fix it?" POINT. 90 - I want people to understand that freedom exists and everyone can create for himself and for others. In relationships, in life.
And certainly do not speak of that child that makes me say, do or think what I must, at the risk of undermining relations, or even threaten the existence of me or who stands beside me. I'm talking about the adult can feel free to be themselves, without constraints or restrictions. I speak of freedom the couple, with family, friends and work. I say "I go out with friends" "Hello and have fun" and not "Now there can all go f ...". That is not freedom. That is to have three years! :)

91 - I want the man starts to seriously respect the nature that surrounds him, realizing that he is a guest and not the master.

92
- want respect for animals. Just leave, just enough to stray and ill-treatment. Just buy puppies. Adottateli! Just think it's cool to have a purebred dog (Like a dress brand). Just leave the hairy to go on vacation. Just to tests ... we are almost in 2011, no need to test anything on animals .. come on ... (Suggested by Anny and Robyn V. )

93 - I want people to stop thinking "DO only if I get first." "I, if I first a guarantee of success." This is not life, this is the calculation of probabilities. But nobody is probably going through. We are experiencing is ENOUGH!

100
- ALL I WANT FOR LIFE!

Who vuol'essere the first to start??

What the fuck, Santa ...

THEN I DO NOT SEEM MUCH TO ASK, NO??

Cri

will be accepted only more positive points.

All other comments will not be taken into account.

Thank you all!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Ford Taurus Replace Cigarette Lighter

????????? EEEHHHH NO! LEARN THE

is defined

"intolerance STUPIDOSIO" all symptoms that may occur because of the inability to digest the S TUPIDOSIO , the main sugar content in the brain evil humanoid. E 'caused by a lack of patience

, the enzyme that breaks LO STUPIDOSIO into simple sugars which are then absorbed from the gastrointestinal tract, liver, testicular as well!

continuing my campaign to raise awareness of the human race.

Just today, reading a post of his friend Luke (whom I thank for the indirect suggestion), I encountered yet another demonstration against the lack of mental agility of Homo Sapiens ... and I started the elmbolo.

This case was cited Belen (and for the love of Christmas spirit I'm not going to mention the adjectives attached, why Santa Claus looks at me and would not be happy to see me write things like 'whore redone ', right?)

First, I continue to wonder by what right or by what criterion one / to give to a prostitute that not even he knows.

I, personally, I smile at the thought that no one has ever given to the harlot Margherita Hack ... Therefore, a hair which has the Belen rosicare because the fisicone that while those critics NO ... we add to the bias.

Another rosicare hair is in the fact that the Belen, thanks to fisicone who can afford to earn a nutshell fine without sweating to screw bolts in the factory ...

Omitting these vulgar details of which I have already spoken in the post dedicated to the Minister Mara Carfagna ...

... m'indigno when I read a comment below ...

"for as I see it, the first to note the women should be outraged because, once again, is representing the woman as" an object "

stop us all ...

We A summary of previous games ...

If a chick is a slut is

If one earns exposing their bodies to cameras and photographers (and I speak of models, not porn) and socket ...

If one becomes famous thanks to his physical gifts and socket
If a famous chick takes advantage of his good looks to sponsor a product and gain a stravalanga of pennies is ho!
PERO 'E' SAME SAME THAT YOU MUST TO STOP indignant and commercialization OF IF 'FOR THE GOOD OF THE FEMALE GENDER

First I want to continue to make clear that whoever wrote the comment is a little boy, who I consider my friend and I respect him as well ... Let's say, for me, on this slide, but justifies it because he was young.

now express my opinion with seraphic voice and inner calm

BUT WERE SAYING THAT GAME ?????????????

MA Realize

AND THE MALE HAS RESPONSIBILITY 'NO?? EH??

educate the male to respect for women and then we'll see '...

BUT YOU LOOK ...

but I am REALLY REALLY ARCISTUFA to hear that point all the males to females ... as if they do not drool NEVER behind a poster, had not felt a thrill out of seeing Belen pool roof garden with a face "on Saltami ...

THIS MESSAGE 'addressed to you

Instead of always bet that slimy finger towards our boobs that there should never be fine .. too small, too big, too flabby, too hard, too ... redone

and point to your groin area ???????

Because if it were not for YOU, hairy, drooling friends in the JJ behind all this, we might as well say "Siam chicks, stay at home to make socks!" (What then, regardless, I do not see what's wrong with being chicks and show it to everyone)

But no.

Since the dawn of time, the wife and mother must be a santarellina while toyed with photos, images or donnini virtual or real, CHEERS that there are but they are all whore.

First you go to the whores could be talking about mothers, wives or daughters.

Woe if your daughter was on her pussy ... It would be a tragedy if one day was part Miss Mickey, eh?? And woe to those who passed the Towers threw the eye to see the poster version IPER tits in the bikini, even exclaiming, "THAT BITCH!"

Think what a scandal if you were there at that very moment! :)

So ... I want a simple

contributory negligence

She strips, I can also ashamed of, (though I remain unclear why) but I can not forget that if it does, it is highly likely (at 99.9% regular), which other side of the daily / weekly / monthly / TV broadcast / advertising there is you, Viscidi Bavoso you feel something rise in his pants and, of course, is not the new key that you press the button and leave the keys in your flick Panda!

MALE ... TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY '!

as in all dialects I have learned that there is a hair pulling Pià. .. a bullock cart ...

Now there before I'm accused of waving hair ???????

Stop YOU FOR THE FIRST to buy items sponsored by ATOMIC GNOCCHI!

Stop walking down the street arm in arm to your normal women and turn 180 degrees to look at the ass of that

"whore rebuilt as a fighter who looks dressed with that skirt armpit, just to be with that slut heel 12 and the fishnet stockings that there are 5 degrees, who knows cagotto she is when she gets home, with the navel outside "

STOPS YOU FIRST!

... Or at least before going out in reviews so drastic a human being with tits, stop losing bib from the corners of his mouth every time a "whore" coated or made of flesh and bones, you cross the street!

heartfelt thanks of the entire female gender BELONG TO WHICH FAIR!

Cri

Friday, December 10, 2010

Roman Solea Shoes Pattern

imperfect subjunctive with sex ...

The equation is simple:

The average Italian subjunctive is like Noah's ark are two unicorns! ;

many dialects, such as Trieste, the subjunctive and the conditional exchange, creating difficulties when the translation.

If the bori Gaver, go to the Caribbean

If I had money, I would go to the Caribbean.

is not a justification.

Many have learned to speak poorly and remain anchored to their blunders fiercely as I stay rooted to the bed after a sleepless night!

And woe to correct them ...

They also dare to snort them if their resume and say the sentence as should be called.

My favorites are those that replicate a smile: " But Siiiii .. is the same! "

We correct this well 'statement, is the same for you that you're a goat and eat salt and cans ... not for me that I overeat gratin of scallops:)

Apart from the 'finesse' of their palates, I wonder how you can say 'if I' ... is the cacophonous maximum. Do you hear that sounds really crap? (*)

What is it I'm edge too? That sentence hangs there as if I bumped into a wall?

For heaven's sake ... happens to me to make mistakes ... a subjunctive

Sai ... those days when I am 53 with fever, a drop of Ebola, and REM are in the process you ask me if I want to beer and sausages ...

Yes .. I admit it ... in those cases I would say

"If I would have the strength to get up, eat what I propose, "

But only in those cases!

Then, seized with impatience chronic in respect of so much ignorance, I invented a system to teach at least imperfect subjunctive!

The trick is to keep in mind the word SEX.

The write better.

SE + SS + o (O-pzionale)

Repeat lemma loooong slowly. ..

Se ... SS ... o. ..

SE SS ... ... o. ..

If I

IF I

If I did

If you eat

VISA?? VISTOOOO?? Ehhh?? EASY! :)

If you want the 2 S in the verb that follows.

My friend sealed in Trieste to Budapest to learn the language do not miss a wrong to pray for peace!

JJ The system works great!

try it! :)

Cri

PS.

There are viruses particularly resistant to even the JJ method.

elements that, although accustomed to the subject matter (sex, of course) do not learn to not even think about it (Always on the sex, of course). They are the "Masièuguale.

Well, you can keep them there even next life, if you like ... but do not come complaining to me!

One who makes the effort to get it inside your head that the language used to express themselves with the world around him, because "So I understand it the same" is just a selfish child! Do not expect to do something for you or give you anything.

In desperate times, there is Plan B.

LEARN THE SEX WITH imperfect subjunctive: PLAN B

Dear, if we speak like a civilized human being, I would give ... but since this does not happen ... I hold it for me!

ALWAYS WORKS! :)

Cri

* Yes, that means cacophonous sounds of shit, but it is not linked to the word itself. You never know ... specify better! :)

Etymology

Cacophony from the greek kakos (bad) and phone = phone (sound, voice) [Do not ask accents, pls]

Unpleasant sounds in the aggregate words or composition of matter.

Cri