September 2010

Thursday, September 30, 2010

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UNHAPPY SERVING WALK

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After spending an entire day out of boredom barbara, when, by now, I did not think anything could happen, I go on Facebook and find their friends in revolt!

"BARCOLANA AND THE 'TRIESTINA"

sti But what are they saying here??

More Scroll, was worse ...

And what the heck ... time to eat a pizza ... that will never happened?

Then, I begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel ... "The Little ..."

Bon .. try to read.

In this image that dominates the front page, I admit, at first makes hairs stand on end in the arms!

Mass there, without any explanation, it does go in the wine vinegar and my words were not chosen at random.

That 'Typically Friulano' is the slogan chosen to raise around the world Friulano, the former Italian Tocai.

Udine not try to get their hands on one of the few pure things left in the charming town ... NO NO NO ... is only a matter of sponsors.

Ah well ... then ... all happy ...

We ask you: "Cri ... how come you're so calm and diplomatic??"

I'll answer: "Who told you that I am calm and diplomatic??"

'PRIDE ... Ndemo

as they say in my part ...

this is not sponsorship, this is a bitch.

If, in between, there were the Trentini and Atoatesini, the news would appear on TG5 ...

I already imagine that the barricades erected in Predazzo.

"The launch of apples in Val di Non, the Bolzano respond, despising danger, bombarding Trentino with two years of Zelten before. "

was

LOGICAL

would mean that the onset Triestino. Why should sit quiet?" In the name of what? marketing??

But not so fast! I, then, are also sober ... you'll see what I care about ME!

The question is very simple.

The notorious controversy between who is the coolest no longer exists, if not on the lips of some old ruffian or the most ignorant goats (I am referring to both factions. Angry as well!)

I attended university in Gorizia. My classmate was 'Furlanissimo' and we loved it!

Young people today if they do not even dream of taking it with cousins \u200b\u200boverseas Timavo. (Given the unstable borders, I say ... you choose Timavo over the limit that you like). They eat well, drink even better and have a breathtaking panorama.

Ma .. if not us, who's dick is still fomenting hatred inter? The policy, more often in the name of the location.

Udine is closer to the rest of the world that Trieste, relagata in his corner at the top right.

Therefore Udine concert of VIPs, Udine has a sea of \u200b\u200bthings that we do not have, and always Udine, would become the capital of the region.

course .. I might as well cederci the former Yugoslavia with the whole of Istria, is not it??

So, what angers us so much GIULIANI?

Now I tell you.

First the ignorance of foreigners.

Most of them, out of laziness, shortens all of us in Friuli.

Oh no ... I and my fellow citizens are Giuliani.

And we are not for national pride. (Anche. ..)

The we are geographically.

I can tell a Foggiano who lives in the beautiful Salento? NO.

I can go to Florence and a compliment because he lives in the beautiful Maremma?

NO.

I can go from Trieste to tell him that his land, Friuli, is beautiful??

NOOOOOOOOOO.

No, because you can not prove only boorish and crass ignorance.

nell'angolino This thing of being relegated at the top right There has always put forward. From left, pushing for the power center. From the past, the lands have been snatched during the war occurred to many ...

what is still ours, we like to keep it for us .. . and tight.

E 'a bad thing?

No.

E' pride?

No.

E 'dignity.

We Giuliani, ergo Sumus.

We Triestians, ergo Sumus.

So, advertising has no choice this year is circling the 'TOGNI' because we share the cousins \u200b\u200b... We cousins \u200b\u200bare so fond.

We bales is circling the fact that all foreigners who come to Trieste, where it will come out by spreading the word and further promoting ignorance, rather than speak of ' ex Tocai.

to you foreigners is the fact that we laugh so much it is so strongly cling to our little strip of land ...

It caused us to see how bad we can react.

Well ... perhaps forget that the beautiful Slovenia and Croatia even more beautiful, where every summer go for the jocks, it was our stuff ... and yours.

They've taken out from under your ass to the rest of us and not to you ... and maybe that's why you can not see why we do not let us stand together to take away anything, let alone the Barcolana, the last bastion of the festive Trieste and cheering.

If the Tunisians arrived and were taken Salento, Puglia you stop laughing just as we stopped we Giuliani.

If courses arrived and carried off the Island of Elba, Tuscany miss you would be happy.

Now imagine there ... Foggia to look at all the new state Tunisian shaped heel of his boot. Sigh.

A Trieste there gloating falls behind, ready to cross the border to be closed between the camels.

Now think and what you might say if opened his mouth and exclaimed: "Ara cool el Salento. Fogia if you de Fortunae just to live here. Tornemo to visit co 'tornemo Indrio de la Tunisia. Ciau"

We are Italians.

We are all like that. Clinging to our olive trees, hanging from our reefs, coated on clipped to our plains and mountains.

This history of marketing, in my opinion, is a real slut. You could make posters MA keeping apart.

Why, to sponsor the "Vinazza," you can not spit in the face of a city and its history of muggings in this unworthy manner.

When , February 10 (Memorial Day), politicians will gather at the Cave of Basovizza mourn the dead and all contrite, should remember Oct. 10 last year, when they hid the victims, lands, culture and the city under the carpet of the village money.

When they hate interregional issues of "Schei" (money)

beloved cousin 'Furlan'

Have you called your ex Tocai as your region. It means that you care to sponsor, to appreciate and make it known to mankind.

When, a few months, millions of sites will appear that says FRIULI, typical wine of Friuli Venezia Giulia, you will also understand that the fault lies not only here!

cossa X is little rider!

Cri

Battery Charger Mh C9000

GREAT!

'm really happy! The training started again, and there were several new boys, Marco 1, maybe Mark 2 (I I remember Mark or Matthew if you call a guy I knew who practiced kung fu and I found unexpectedly at kendo ... here will be best to begin to buckle nicknames because there is already well as our veteran Marco last year!), Cristian no H, Franco and ... finally .... FRANCESCA! I am no longer the only woman! I sincerely hope to see you again!
SOON!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

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lose weight??

WALK lose weight?

Some say yes, some people turn up their noses and is not convinced.

The answer is 'Yes, if done right!'

you say: "Walking is walking ..."

I'll answer: "This is not exactly the best way to make it work as muscle therapy!"

as you walk?

to walk properly, we must, first, use your brain. At first it will seem difficult to maintain unapostura decent, but once you're used to it, will be spontaneous! (As with all things)

Often we walk by force of inertia. Crawl legs, hunched and we trudge towards the goal.

to tone all need to do exactly the opposite.

simple rules

back straight. CHIAPPA NARROW

ABDOMINAL VIEW
You will notice that seems really complicated put together three simple rules for more than three steps ... is not true. Just think about it.

Keep muscoletti drives is the only way to obtain satisfactory results.

Think, think and think again. And if you find that you are walking like zombies ... rimettetevi then in position to battle! :)

Do not be discouraged!

This is the only system so that half-hour walk at a quick pace that everybody talks about, to take effect.

Obviously, the same rules spade, generally, for each fantasecondo we spend on their feet. Even doing the housework can be a useful exercise, as long as you use your brain before the body!

Tricks

If you find it hard to keep your butt tight and your abs tense, try to see how you are keeping your toes.

If you are straight in front of you or even folded inside, then throw a little bit outside.

do not need to become a duck ... just a little bit.
will feel the muscles respond more easily to commands.

downhill, abdominal thesis

uphill, tight buttocks and back straight.

nice walk at all!

Cri

Source: empirical criterion based on the trial in person.

(ie, works for me, try if it works on you! ) hihihi

Sunday, September 26, 2010

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BEEF WITH CARROTS (Bittersweet)

Son playing with sweet ... I came in second ... sooner or later will also speak of the first! :)

QUESTION: Even if it is a second, we can use the tritaffettasminuzza?

ANSWER: Of course! :) I can not leave?

INGREDIENTS FOR 4 PEOPLE

Chopped beef: 800gr/1kg

large carrot: 2

Onion: 1 (Or 2 or 3 scalognetti)

Butter

Garlic

Vinegar: a glass around ( I use the white or the apple)

Bacon diced

salt

nut: a piece.

PREPARATION

Lard or dress the meat.

QUESTION: "JJ, heck does that mean?"

ANSWER: With a sharp knife is engaged in several small incisions to open beef.

Inside the incisions we place a piece of bacon and a small piece of garlic. Push it well so that they remain in the meat. Repeat the thing on each side, until you have punched well for your own piece of cow.

Grind lives in tritaffettasminuzza carrots! While you're at, tortured and even the onion!

take a decent pot rests, like that of the sauce.

Put in a piece of butter and let us cook the mixture of the above.

At this point, run your beef in the pan and brown on each side of her going.

Add the vinegar and, over high heat, let it evaporate. Every now and then, remember to turn the meat.

NB. This step is the only dramatic because a glass of vinegar on the heat makes the air pestilential.

So if it's summer, goes ... if it's winter ... put on your jacket, close the kitchen door and window wide open! :)

When the vinegar has almost completely consumed, add water to 3 / 4 of the meat, put salt on the flesh and the piece nut, lower the heat and put the lid on the pot.

Let consume water. We will between the hours and hours. Remember to turn the meat at least 3 times.

Just before cooking is finished, take your fine steak ... NO ... Not the one who lives with you ... one in the pot ...

Pull it out and put it on a flat plain.

Let cool and cut into slices.

this is done, place back in pot, cover with sughino and heat it.

Finished.

See? It looked worse! :)

QUESTION: If you have some?

ANSWER: If you have some, the day after we make a good risotto, which is great!

Cri

First Time Going To A Club 17

KNOW THAT ... ?

LO KNOW THAT THERE IS STALKING?

Or rather, there is the crime and criminal ... is the word, as we have learned that just is not there.

Minister Carfagna pronounce it 'stoLkin' and so do the vast majority of Italians. I, too, and I confess with a little 'embarrassment, I have not raised the problem until the day when I spoke with an American, who became a giant question mark appear on the forehead and replied: 'STOKIN'? (This is pronunciation).

Yeah!

If you talk to says 'you tok'

stalking Why you should read the L?

's a mystery.

I remains a perplexity ... or rather two.

The first is: "Why do we persist in using terms that we can not pronounce?

Yes, I know the answer ... is "Because it is cool!"

I agree in half!
FORMS (conditional) if it was just cool, but since it is wrong, he just laughed! (O cry, you see)
Still, if you decide to use a word at the national level, you should be able to not be fooled by the rest of the world ... no?
Until I Toppo dramatically with a friend ... boh .. We will ride up and amen ...

you imagine that Obama is here on a visit and tells him that Carfagna, all puffed up, that we also have the crime of 'stoLkin'?

Secondly, and this is a more psychological approach, I I asked: "How much credibility I can give the whole project if I miss the top know how to call it that?"

We say YES and we pass them by!

Meanwhile, know how to say it properly ... It 's a good start! :)

Cri

To listen to correct pronunciation, CLICK ON

LINK

type 'STALKING' in the box provided and click Submit.

inform you that the pronunciation here is very 'British '. I personally do not know anyone who would ever say or TUK WUK, as it seems here.

One of the reasons for which are a big fan of American pronunciation is that the British hold the mouth to c. .. chicken and you do not understand a tube!

matter of taste! :)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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IS a bitch!

After 6 months, I feel the need to put it back here for a reason.

explain why some people, starting tomorrow, will no longer be in my life.

I appeal to people who think of my friend, even if much of what follows is related to relationships narrow.

The post is a free summary of the book by Jacob Julius Caesar "The Discreet Charm of assholes"

The views mentioned I liked and I took in my life.

Children who read it, you autoconvinceranno to be assholes and do not understand.

The thing does not concern me and I will not give them further explanation.

It 's time for me to act bitchy and shatter the chains that have decided to tie the ankle because they are tired of your false reference point.

I do not have the answers you serve.

I help herself.

From tomorrow, help yourself you too ... or find another myth to which to listen!

Hello

Cri

PS. In the bottom of the post I decided to add more elements discovered along the way.

I AM AN ASSHOLE!

He distinguishes traStronzi and Children.

The Child is a personache passed puberty but has maintained a personalitàinfantile. Strontium is an adult.

In concrete vuoldire? I summarize here, in a version very didactic, quantoappreso about the two categories, starting from the only thing that Milega to infants.

The adult lives alone, away from their parents. I do not live quite far, indeed, but I long ago removed from their way of thinking and reasoning. I lead a life of its own, even if the house is the same. Well ... I binding on the location, but otherwise ... I'm ok!

For the love child has only one meaning: to be loved! You square in the center of its solar system and you turn around as the earth around the sun. Of course, trouble if you move. The sun does not move, it must not leave. The sun should stand still there to light it and heat it. This must be the only purpose of his life, this is its sole function: to be at his service, to give security, protection, maintenance and support. Him or her of the child shall have no other interests, other activities or other commitments. Only him. The selfishness of the child is absolute: I, me, me, me, me, me, me! Of the other if they fuck.

The Boys always expect something from others. Children should take. Always. And do not give anything, of course. What do you take? Nutrition. Material, financial, psychological, emotional. They always ask something. Indeed, the claim. Always. Especially asking for continued presence. And if you do it to him by? You're an asshole! For them, anyone who does not meet their demands is an asshole. Naturalmemente not everyone is there to meet their esigenzse, indeed, virtually none. Not so much because they refuse to do so, but because they are themselves employed to meet their own needs.
Children, for the reason mentioned above, tend to think that the world is full of assholes and you are pessimistic and tragic picture of life.
For the adult, the word bastard has a positive meaning. It means to be autonomous, independent and able to face any obstacle and difficulty without any help from anyone.
children are afraid of the world and life because they are unable to deal with them. Therefore, they are chronically unhappy. Their fear, due to the inability to resolve their own difficulties, means that children of 40 years 20/30 and systematically seek solutions to their problems outside themselves. Yes increasingly rely on someone or something that helps them cope with life, to gain that happiness which, alone, are unable to reach because they are the chronically unhappy. Children expect others to make them happy. But happiness is a state of mind, and comes from our mind and not from the world. It 's our reaction in the world to determine the happiness, not the world itself.
The bastards are not afraid of anything because they know they can tackle anything. An adult maintains its autonomy in all circumstances. He does not ask for anything more. It does not pretend to others to make him happy, we think by himself, because he believes in himself. The experience of loneliness gives rise to the ability to cope on their own difficulties and then to become adults. If you know someone incapable of being alone, then it's a baby!
Whenever there is someone who wants something and another that gives it to him, there is a child and an asshole.
Children are unhappy because they are full of expectations inexorably destined to be disappointed.
The adult has no expectations. It takes what is there. An adult will never say that the world is full of assholes, but full of children!
Children have a claim from which all others: that someone dedicates his entire life to them.
Children are incapable of love. They are just hungry for love. They should learn to love yourself first and then to love our neighbor. To become assholes need to learn to love, then esteem.
Children living in mind. They lie shamelessly and often firmly believe the lies they say. They are convinced they are right because they live in fantasy.
The adults live in the real world and enjoy life, no matter what it offers. Can an adult, an asshole, leaving her life to change diapers and prepare gnaulante a baby a bottle every 4 hours? There are mothers for this! An adult can not long endure a baby!
The bastards living in the present.
children live in the past and future. Children are specialists in mental make saws. They do not have control of the world around them and do not know if the draw alone.
The children are terrified of being alone!
Loneliness is the size of the asshole! Why loneliness means freedom and liberty is the greatest good of the asshole.
The children have only one purpose in life: to stick to the first wretch that passes, is hoping that the next lifetime and do not budge. The characteristics of the other party are irrelevant, just that is next door and not abandon him, because only the child is lost. The child starts with the first passing, swearing eternal love for the sole purpose of getting what he wants.
The asshole knows that children are ready to fall in love with anyone make him think you are ready to take care of him for a lifetime.
The asshole knows that sooner or later, the Child's plant a casino, because the child is systematically looking for someone to assist him, while the adult is busy enjoying life (not at the expense the next, you understand ... just to enjoy their lives and live it the best)
To the asshole, sex and emotions are two separate things. (here I disagree, because I think it is a subjective matter more than objective NdA )
for children is all emotion. They feel betrayed if you talk to someone, if you go out with her friends, if you have a photo site that provides feedback from friends or strangers. They have a pathological need for affection. Jealousy is not something "nice". We often speak of betrayal. Whatever you do that is not dedicated to him will be. But you betrayed them in one thing only: their security. The security that was at its side to act as his nanny for the rest of your days. They and they alone. They never take into account the human capacity for devotion and affection turned to more people. The child only wants to possess the other person for his own exclusive use and consumption.
Qualetradimento There can be an act with another person, whatever it is, whether the behavior to you rimaneinvariato??

Strontium thinks otherwise. No human law can be an exception to the individual freedom to decide how to live their lives. Nobody can force someone to dedicate his life to another person. Love is a choice, not an obligation!

The adult may sound selfish ... but if you've read this far, you can well understand those who are selfish!
To the asshole, children are the wounds!!
The adult loneliness because he loves to feel good about himself. Strontium choose their friends.
The child can not choose his acquaintances. He has no friends but only people who keep him company. Everyone who attends, as long as you give what you need. His friendship is concerned. Children's relationship with others is always one way: they take and give nothing back.
The child hates the shit, because it takes care of him. Do not be a mother. But the kid loves the shit, because it would be like him and can not.
Become asshole is the secret aspiration of every child.
bambinaper I've been a long time.

Today it is with immense gioiache I inform you of being a great asshole!

Footnotes' page

That is, the discoveries made by me along the way

The child is never curious. There is no questions and try to know you better. You will often say that he "has figured out how you made and it is not difficult to see why. No matter who you are, it matters that you are there for him!

To get what you want, the child is willing to spend on each person, including children, will not hesitate to leave for one night or forever. Either that, that goes well, will continue to attend to 'obligation' and not for love. Because the child is not able to prove true feelings. Li claims, but does not give.

Child oppose strong resistance to anything perceived as an attempt to make your adult. One of the more traditional discourses of a child is: "You're trying to change / manipulate at your pleasure." Maybe you're just trying to make him understand, for 3miliardesima time if he wants to pee standing up and runs off the goccino on the edge of the cup, it can also be armed with a square of toilet paper to its demise. For him, it makes no difference. The bad is you and he is a martyr. Fatevene a reason to choose: I will hold and give up any attempt to evolve the item in question or throw it out of the house and finding himself an adult who behaves in that!

The child spends. Often in excess of its possibilities. Being essentially devoid of substance, apparently very tip, so do not be surprised if I change mobile phone according to the fashion of the moment, if you leave the house branded from head to foot or if he has a very expensive hobbies. In the absence of other, image is everything! For himself is willing to spend quite considerable numbers of objects for which the stove soon.

speech totally changes when he has to make a gift to someone ... I often hear him say that gifts do not like it, take excuses like "If I make a gift prefer to avoid religious holidays," "I do not do presents, I". The reality is otherwise. Do not know and he never concerned about what you want or you want (as only he does not hesitate to expose you want, from pampering to material things), has not the faintest idea of \u200b\u200bwhat to buy. In the best cases, you will find the nice idea to give you something for the kitchen, showing all his idiocy. At worst, just buy the one thing that you said NOT to buy. "I do not want a golf tight and white." Here comes the golf tight and white. Restateci not dry. From which no one cares nothing but himself, you could not expect more. If it was smart, get to the ticket and go to change course. For the years to come, a nice post-it on the fridge that says: "letter to Santa Claus" and below the list of things you want to seriously. (Assuming you have not thrown out of the house for some time). It should not be better for birthdays, Valentine lSan, the esta of women, at Easter ("But as the dark chocolate, you know I do not like") (You should know .. but he cares? It 's the thought that counts ... and he is remembered), not to mention the anniversary. Do not expect you remember. To the cry of "E 'stuff girls, will leave you with an inch of his nose, and handed him the watch he wanted so much and for which you have spent a share, giving even the cafe for six months! I tell my heart ... first to see your heart that crumbles in the face of a child, send it back to her mother! :)

FINALLY, A POSITIVE NOTE

SE
WHEN
wants and chooses to do so a child can 'become a real asshole!

And, if I bellini already found so "small" ... Think how wonderful it might become when they grow up.
I know that you can choose well. Just from this post and stop doing the things listed under 'Children'. If, once embarked on the journey, we serve a hug of encouragement from an adult ... Go back and understand that this post is just that ... and that, as I am able to have abandoned along the way ... I have not left empty-handed for a moment.

As always, it's all in your hands! :) Best wishes to heart

Cry

Sunday, September 19, 2010

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September 29 - SECOND SEASON

resumes kendo in Mantua! Wednesday, September 29 Free lecture open to all, at 19.00 - 20.30 at the POL doffing Doffing in via Montello with a di Curtatone (MN). Are sufficient and comfortable clothing martial enthusiasm.
you soon!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

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You again! Answering

Come back to start again Christian from Japan to the season! Apart from the unintended rhyme, stay tuned for details!

Hello!

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